Lost Gone Wrong:: Resurrected :: Volume 3!

[mnemosyne]

Klugh

National Geographic
"Can't we all just get along?"

Never thought of that.

NG
"I have enemies and may need both of you to protect me."

"I shall protect you, always! But ... maybe Kate can stay if she cooks and cleans and whatnot."

Kate

"Hey! It has to be a shared effort."

Then Jack came bumbling along.

"Hey Jack, we've got a job for you. You think you can manage being a housekeeper?"

Jack

A position of repsonsibilty? Wow!

"Duh ... I can give it a shot. Where do you want me to keep the house?"

Kate and Klugh would have to give instructions.

Eko

Soon after the first two boats left, Eko saw Michael and Walt at the beach, wearing only grass skirts. Frank was still tied up, and Eko got an idea. With his sword, Eko cut the ropes binding Frank except for the one tying his hands behind his back.

"You Frankie, you go back to the village and meet your fate."

Frank walked to the village, unable to free his hands.

"Hello Walty. I see you got that "bad boy" off your chest, but I know better. You're still an alien."

Eko picked up the pieces of leftover rope, and waving the sword, ordered Michael,

"Now we're going to play pirates. Mikey, tie Walt's hands behind his back."

Michael

"Okay."

Michael whispered to Walt,

"Better play along, Eko could be dangerous. And with your muscles, I'm sure you can break out of this easily."

Eko

When Walt's hands were tied, Eko examined the prisoner.

"You grew some muscles, didn't you? Mikey, better tie his feet as well."

Michael did so, and Eko re-evaluated.

"So Walty, should I be scared of you?"

Eko then pushed Walt down on his face.

"He's too dangerous, he needs to be hogtied."

Eko tossed Michael a third piece of rope, which he used to tie the ropes binding Walt's hands and feet together.

"Now Walt, hogtie Michael."

Michael

"You dummy, how can he do that?"

Eko

Eko thought it over.

"Mikey, you have a point. Change of plans. First, carry Walty to the boat. Then tie your feet together. Then row all of us to the freighter; I know the way."

Michael did as requested, and rowed to the freighter.

Sawyer and company

The occupants of the first two rowboats reached the freighter and climbed on using ladders fastened to the freighter.

"Look, there's Mike, Walt, and Eko coming, I think. Now let's find out who is in charge of this ship."

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National Geographic

Klugh and Kate argued over the bull. Then Jack came stumbling in.

Jack
"Duh ... I can give it a shot. Where do you want me to keep the house?"

NG rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Quiet, I think someone's coming. Find out who it is."

Walt

Walt was wary of seeing Eko brandishing a large sword.

Eko
"Hello Walty. I see you got that "bad boy" off your chest, but I know better. You're still an alien."

"If anyone's an alien, it's you!"

Walt
"Now we're going to play pirates. Mikey, tie Walt's hands behind his back."

Walt was unsure, only having been freed of the handcuffs for a couple hours, but Michael whispered conspirationally,

Michael
"Better play along, Eko could be dangerous. And with your muscles, I'm sure you can break out of this easily."

"Right."

Walt winked and whispered back.

This is going to be so much fun.

Walt let Michael tie his hands and feet.

Eko
"So Walty, should I be scared of you?"

"You are going so down."

Eko responded by pushing Walt down and ordering Michael to hogtie him.

Eko
"Now Walt, hogtie Michael."

With his back arched, Walt wriggled and writhed, and rocked on his stomach, and pretended he had no hope of escaping. But he had felt the ropes give, and was confident he could break free. His hardest task was repressing a grin.

Now this is fun!

"Dang, Dad tied me up real good. How can I possibly tie him now?"

Michael agreed.

Michael
"You dummy, how can he do that?"

Eko had Michael carry Walt to the boat, and then tie his own feet, and row the freighter. While on the way, Walt worked on his ropes. He was able to reach the knot of the rope tying his hands to his feet, and untied that. Then he untied his feet, keeping careful not to let Eko see. Next Walt struggled with the rope around his wrists, it took a few minutes, but Walt got those loose as well. He remained clutching his ankles with his hands, and the ropes hanging loosely his wrists and ankles, to give the impression of still being hogtied. The boat got to the freighter, and Walt measured his chance to attack Eko.

Sayid

Sawyer
"Look, there's Mike, Walt, and Eko coming, I think. Now let's find out who is in charge of this ship."

"Let's see, there's something here about Widmore Enterprises. The one in charge appears to be ... Penny Widmore."

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Penny (enjoys messing with people's minds)

Sayid
"Let's see, there's something here about Widmore Enterprises. The one in charge appears to be ... Penny Widmore."

Penny had been eavesdropping.

"That's right, I'm in charge here. And you all know too much about my island. Guards, take them to the hold and chain them to the wall."

The bulk of the unnamed freighter crew appeared and roughly escorted the Oceanics to a room belowdecks and shackled them to a wall.

Sawyer

"The proper term for a wall of a ship is bulkhead."

Penny

"Shut up, nerd!"

Penny tore off Sawyer's shirt and threw it in the boiler. Juliet stood next to him, speechless, and stunned at the turn of events.

Penny then radioed Frank, who had gone into an uninhabited house, got a knife, and cut the rope tying him hands.

"Frank, round up everyone else who doesn't belong and bring them over here. We're coming in."

Frank then went to the house where Kate, Jack, Klugh, and NG were. And Boone, Desmond, Charlie, Charlotte, and Miles, probably.

"All right, you all, you're coming with me."

Klugh

"Oh no, we're not."

Kate

Kate, still with her gun, shot the knife out of Frank's hand.

Eko

"Now we're going to have some fun. Mikey, untie your feet and Walt, and climb this ladder all the way to the top. You guys are going to walk the plank."

Eko waved his sword in a serious manner.

Michael

Michael untied his feet, and was about to untie Walt, when Michael noticed Walt had freed himself.

That was impressive.

"Walt, remember Eko has a sword, so don't do anything stupid."

Michael pretened to untie Walt so Eko wouldn't go crazy.

"Now let's go up this ladder. We may think of something. Or Eko may get tired."

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Walt

Eko
"Now we're going to have some fun. Mikey, untie your feet and Walt, and climb this ladder all the way to the top. You guys are going to walk the plank."

Michael
"Now let's go up this ladder. We may think of something. Or Eko may get tired."

Walt was disappointed he didn't get to attack Eko, but walking the plank was loads of fun. He scrambled up the ladder, and saw the plank Eko had constucted. Walt got on that, and bounced on it. Overacting, he reached his hands in the air and cried,

"No Eko, don't do this, spare me ... AAUUUGGHHHH ... WHEEEEE!"

Walt tumbled off the plank into the ocean. After making a huge splash, he paddled around to the ladder and climbed it again. Emoting, he made wild gesticulations and fell off the plank several more times in different manners, holding his hands behind his back, walking backwards as Eko pointed the sword at Walt's now-clean chest, and another time hanging on the plank and showing off by doing fifteen pull-ups before letting go. Toward the end he noticed his grass skirt swim trunks were starting to lose their integrity, and he reinforced them with seaweed. After ten walks off the plank, he asked,

"What's next?"

Sayid

Penny
"That's right, I'm in charge here. And you all know too much about my island. Guards, take them to the hold and chain them to the wall."

Sayid was overpowered and chained to a wall next to Shannon.

"I - I'm sorry, I thought we were going to be rescued."

Shannon

"We all did. Keep a positive outlook; something will come up."

Shannon's stomach growled.

When am I going to get a chance to eat again?

National Geographic

The bull went into action.

"Your - our friends are in trouble. We have to save them!"

NG charaged, stomping on Frank and ramming into Miles. NG then ran to the beach.

"Come on, you all, Klugh, Kate, Jack, Desmond, Boone, Charlie, Charlotte."

The freighter had come within sight of the shore line as they got to the beach.

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Eko

Eko had a lot of fun pointing his sword and forcing Walt to walk the plank, even if Walt went rather willingly. Several times. Eko didn't bother with Michael, who was content to let Walt do all the plank-walking.

Walt
"What's next?"

"I think you're going to join your friends."

Penny

Penny came on board, accompanied by some large crew members.

"That's right, seaweed-boy. Come with us."

They went down some stairs.

Michael

"Uh, Ma'am, are you in charge here? Can you get us some real clothes? This grass skirt was an emergency."

Penny

"Whatever for? You look great in what you've got on now. And that boy of yours is absolutely adorable. Come on."

They went to the hold where the other passengers were shackled to the bulkhead. Quickly the crew shackled Michael and Walt hand and foot as well, but Eko was left free.

Michael

"What is going on?"

Penny

Penny ran her fingers through Michael's chest hair, and then pinched Walt's cheeks.

"I need to know everything that's happened here the past week or so."

Michael

Michael groaned, and pointed his head toward one of the captives.

"Try Sayid over there."

He may bore you into releasing us.

He then turned to Walt, stretched out as the shackles were at an adult height.

"I'm so sorry Walt. Please forgive me."

Eko danced around the room, laughing and swinging his sword. He cut off many pieces of clothing, leaving the prisoners with short shorts and bare midriffs, but he did leave Hurley alone.

The frieghter got as close to the beach as it could, and launched a small power boat. Some man on the crew reacged the shore and yelled through a bullhorn,

"Everybody, come with us. We're here to rescue you."

Kate

Kate knew that was a lie.

"We need a plan. First hide, and make a distraction. Then we clobber them.

Klugh

"Sounds good. But how should we ... ?"

Desmond

Desmond got a good look at the bullhorn yeller, and approached him.

"I'd be delighted to come with you."

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||OOC: Going for the wrapup, and with permission from everyone ||

Sayid

Penny
"I need to know everything that's happened here the past week or so."

Michael
"Try Sayid over there."

Sayid gave one of his patented long-winded explanations, tyring to buy time.

Walt

After the fun on and off the plank, Walt was dismayed to get shackled like everyone else. Being shorter, his chains stretched his spine as his hands were manacled high over his head.

Penny
"Whatever for? You look great in what you've got on now. And that boy of yours is absolutely adorable. Come on."

"I'm not adorable, I'm handsome!"

But Walt couldn't stop Penny from pinching his cheeks, like Desmond had done. Michael was obviously upset.

Michael
"I'm so sorry Walt. Please forgive me."

"It's not your fault, and I forgive you if it makes you feel better. Why couldn't they use ropes? I can't get out of these metal things."

National Geographic

Desmond, probably unwittingly, distracted the guy on the bullhorn. NG quickly and quietly charged, and rammed him, knocking him twenty meters through the air. NG then swam to the freighter as the others took the boat and followed.

Inside, Sayid finished his explanation. Penny announced,

Penny

"Clearly you all know too much. Men, ready!"

The crew, and Eko, pulled out impressive looking weapons.

NG climbed the ladder, and listened for the most noise. He ran to the door of the hold, now bolted from the inside.

"Aim," Penny commanded, and the freighter crew leveled their weapons at the chained up prisoners.

NG reared back, got a running start and broke down the door as those trailing him reached the freighter and climbed the outside ladder.

"Fire!" NG was a moment too late to prevent the crew from firing their weapons, which hit their targets with unerring accuracy --- with silly string. Sticky, tickling, string rigged to come from guns instead of cans.

Eko

Eko danced with glee.

"YOU'VE ALL BEEN PUNKED!"

In a state of shock, NG turned away to tell those coming down the news. More crew members shot more silly string over the bull and at the late arrivals. The passengers were seething with anger, and the string onslaught continued for several more minutes, leaving them all ridiculously covered.

Penny

Penny realized the passengers were mad, and was afraid to release them yet, but she couldn't help laughing.

"You have to admit that was a great joke. Now we're taking you to American Samoa; it's only a few dozen kilometers away. From there you can take planes or ocean liners to wherever you're going."

A couple hours later the shackles on the Oceanics instantly opened, some walls pivoted down, and the floors of the rooms they were in catapulted them onto an empty beach. A large crate of food also landed on the beach. The freighter sped away. Walt managed to land upright, but the momentum drove him chest deep in the sand. Everyone picked off the silly string off themselves, but Jack needed help from Kate as he had gotten hopelessly tied up. Hurley gathered all the string up, and deposited it in a trash can at a corner of the beach, a sign of civilization. Then he smoothed the sand all around, sealing in Walt.

Kate had managed to bring the camera among the equipment she had brought, and Michael couldn't resist taking more pictures. Shannon had to tease Walt, holding marshmallows out of reach unless he behaved. Walt laughed, and flexed his muscles.

Walt

"Feel these!"

Shannon

Shannon obliged. "Wow, I have to admit you developed a lot faster than I said a week ago. I'm sure you don't need any help getting out now."

Walt

"Of course not. Watch."

Walt wriggled, placed his hands on the surface, and blasting his pecs, launched himself out of the sand. He brushed off the rest of the silly string off his lower body, and Hurley immediately appeared to collect and discard it.

Shannon retreated back to Sayid.

Shannon

"How are you after all this?"

Sayid

"It was scary for a while, but with you there I was sure it would come out all right. And now I got the greatest story ever. This is Pulitzer Prize material. And you?"

Shannon

"I felt the same way. And I'm ready for that cooking school. I can't let my author try to write on an empty stomach."

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Michael

Michael was incensed at being punked. He would have throttled Eko and Penny if he hadn't been kept in chains. Then it was over, with everyone deposited on the beach, covered with silly string.

Charlotte

"Hey! We don't take kindly to you messy people ..."

But Hurley did a magnificent job of cleaning up.

"Hey, dude! That was ... how uy' say .. awesome?"

Charlotte took Hurley's hand, and Hurley stammered.

Hurley

"Ummm ... yeah, that's what I do. Glad you like it."

Juliet

Juliet and Sawyer decided to pick the silly string off of each other. After the big cleanup, she spotted Walt stuck neatly in the sand, but now his chest no longer bearing the letters B-A-D. Juliet's inspiration was renewed. She patted Walt on the head, and announced,

"I'm going to be the best doctor ever! I'm starting my medical training as soon as we get home. At least if I can get in to med school."

She then remembered her uncle's yacht. Her phone was working now, and she called him to tell him to pick them up in American Samoa, and take whoever was coming to the United States. She then went back to Sawyer, and embraced him.

"So what are you going to do?"

Sawyer

"Me? Uh, actually I can fix up computers, and do tutoring and consulting, anywhere. Like near wherever you're going to school."

Sawyer didn't let go of Juilet for a long time.

Jin

Jin had lost his shirt and Sun the lower two-thirds of hers in the abduction and picking off the silly string. He had to wait for Sun to translate what was going on.

[I have an idea. I'll write Juliet a letter of recommendation. And you should become an official doctor too; you're certainly capable of it.]

Sun

Sun hugged Jin, and then told Juilet the news.

"You're sure to get in with a letter from as distinguished a doctor as Jin. Congratulations."

Juliet was overjoyed.

Klugh fawned over National Geographic and how brave he had been. Kate kept admiring the bull also, and didn't know what to do with herself. After she had freed Jack, she felt sorry for him.

Kate

"Hey Jack, how well do you know Desmond over there?"

Jack

"We've met, but not to well."

Jack turned around, and tripped over his foot. Desmond rushed over to help him up.

Michael

Michael was asked to take more pictures, and he did so, of Shannon and Sayid, Juliet and Sawyer, Sun and Jin, Charlotte and Hurley. Michael took more pictures of Walt flexing for Shannon in the sand, and after Walt got out.

"So we're finally going home, Walt. A whole world of possibilites, from escape artist to Junior Mr. Universe. And look, here's Vincent. Must have been on the last boat with Kate and the others."

Desmond offered to take pictures of Michael before he could find something to wear other than his grass skirt, and he took some, some with Walt, and another with the Kwons to show there were no lingering hard feelings between them. Desmond also figured out how to work a timer so they could all be in some group shots.

[-DJ-]

Unfortunately, due to a lack of posters and neglect from the host (myself), I think it's safe to call this Rp dead. I guess the Rp recession got it after all. Thanks to mnemosyne and hjr for doing their best on keeping this alive. It's been a good run.

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